June 2012
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
“Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.”
Being single is cool, but having a solid man is...
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
May 2012
My wonderful friend Polly suggested to just put treadmills around my house if there was a zombie apocalypse. HAAHAHAH OMG IM DYING lmao
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
lorarouge:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
LOL ^
dickfranceschi:
constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet
I am sick and tired of always being the one to say, “Let’s hang out.” For once I wish someone thought about me enough to actually want to say, “Wow, I wanna hang out with Jillian.”
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
*sits down*
me: apparently yes
I take my food really, really seriously.
If it’s a yes, say yes.. if it’s a no then say no. There’s no need to beat around the bush. How hard is it to do that?
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
IN THE EVENT OF AN...
“Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...”
– (via nenuphar-rose)
Watchrachelsaaaywhat:
Let’s be real here. We all wanted Hoopz with Flav, but we secretly wanted New York more just because she’s a fuckin psycho.
*lying in bed*
Me: Tomorrow I'm going to start exercising, yeah, and I'll get fit. I'm gonna cut all the chocolate and junk food out of my diet too, and just eat healthy. And I'm going to start going to bed earlier, and not waiting until the last minute to do assignments. Then I'll have less stress. And I'm going to start going over my schoolwork every night so studying isn't so hard when exams come. And I'll take care of my skin and hair, and be kinder to everyone. And I'll be more confident. I'll just be a better person, yeah.
*in the morning*
Me: ah fuck it.
Headphone rules.
No headphones = You can talk to me.
One headphone = You can talk to me if I like you.
Two headphones = Fuck off.
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
“Nothing on this planet can compare with a woman’s love—it is kind and...”
– Steve Harvey, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment (via simplybubbley)
“May you do the things you want to and always remember what it felt like when you...”
– I Wrote This For You: The House We Keep Moments In (via insomnicatic)
